Two blonde friends, Jenny and Jane, went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
The blondes agreed that when their allotted gambling money was gone, she would go sit on the beach and wait for the other to finish gambling.
Jane quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the beach.
The blonde patiently waited and waited and waited and waited on the beach.
After what seemed an eternity, she saw her blonde friend Jenny coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins!
Joke of the day - Slot machine is the best Joke for Saturday, 27 March 2010 from site Jokes of the day - Slot machine. The Blonde and the Winning Slot Machine Joke Posted in Gambling Jokes Two blonde friends, Jenny and Jane, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. The blondes agreed that when their allotted gambling money. Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10. Sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their 'Older person friendly' policies. They've opened up a new casino for people on welfare; when you put a food stamp in the slot machine and it lands on three babies, you win a block of cheese! Karen Addison comedian & radio personality. Take a read of the jokes below, and you'll see! Best Gambling Jokes and Poker Puns. Tim was down on his luck in Vegas. He had gambled all his money and had to borrow a dime from someone else just to use the men’s toilet. The door happened to be open, so he used that dime on a slot machine and managed to hit the jackpot.
“Hey, Jane,” said Jenny, “how’d you do?”
“Well, Jenny”, said Jane, “you see me here on the beach, what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though.”
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“Oh yeah,” said Jenny, “did I find a good slot machine! It’s way in the back. I’ll show it to you, you can’t lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!”
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| This lock-down is getting old and frankly I've had enough. I've discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything. Same with the fridge. He only gives cold comfort. I asked the lamp but she couldn't shed any new light on the situation. The vacuum cleaner was rather rude and told me to suck it up. The threshold was no better, it suggested I get over it. The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug. But the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn't offer an opinion. The wall didn't say a word either, just gave me a blank stare. The door knob was more forthcoming - told me to get a firm grip on the situation and move on. The front door declared I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to.... you guessed it right - pull myself together. Then the chair told me to table it, and the table remarked, I didn't have a leg to stand on. When I told the table to break a leg, the mirror said that my comments reflected poorly on my thinking. However, in the end, the iron straightened things out. She said everything will be fine. No situation is too pressing for long anyways! |